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These violent delights have their violent ends
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    We might kiss when we are alone, when nobody's watching. We might take it home, we might make out when nobody's there. It's not that we're scared. It's just that it's delicate.
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    Sunday, March 30, 2008, 1:08 AM
    [ ] I know how to make a pot of coffee.
    [x] I keep track of dates using a calendar.
    [ ] I own more than one credit card.
    [ ] I know how to change the oil in my dad's car.
    [ ] I do my own laundry.
    [ ] I vote every election.
    [ ] I can cook for myself.
    [ ] I think politics are exiting.
    [ ] I balance my checkbook.
    [ ] My parents have better things to say than my friends.

    total: 1


    [ ] I show up for school/college/work& every day early.
    [ ] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
    [x] I've never gotten a detention.
    [x] I have never smoked a cigarette.
    [x] I have never gotten completely trashed.
    [x] I have forgotten my own birthday at least once.
    [x] I like to take walks by myself.
    [x] I've watched talk shows.
    [x] I know what 'credibility' means without looking it up.
    [ ] I drink coffee at least once a week.

    total: 7


    [x] I know how to do the dishes
    [x] I can count to 10 in another language.
    [ ] When I say I'm going to do something, I do it.
    [ ] My parents trust me.
    [ ] I can mow the lawn.
    [ ] I can make adults laugh without being stupid.
    [ ] I remember to water the plants.
    [x] I study when I have to.
    [x] I pay attention at school/college.
    [x] I remember to feed my pets.

    total: 5


    [x] I can spell 'experience' without looking it up
    [ ] I work out on a regular basis.
    [x] I clean up my own mess.
    [ ] The people at Starbucks know me by name.
    [ ] My favorite kind of food is take out.
    [x] I have gained weight after primary/secondary school
    [ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get caffeine.
    [ ] I can’t go out of the store without getting something I don't need.
    [ ] I understand political jokes the first time they are said.
    [x] I can type quickly.

    total: 4


    [x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
    [ ] My only friends are from my place of employment.
    [ ] I have been to a Tupperware party.
    [x] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
    [ ] I have more bills that I can pay.
    [ ] Most of my friends are older than I am.
    [x] I can say no to staying out all night.
    [ ] I use the internet every day.
    [x] My wardrobe hasn't changed in a while.
    [x] I can read a book and actually finish it.

    total: 5

    Add them up together
    My marrying age is: 22

    weird things are fun. i have just found out i marry young.